The next Xah-lee post contest

[rbt]

Steve wrote:
> Hi All,
>       For sometime now, I have just been a passive lurker on this
> list. Of late I saw an increase in the number of posts by Xah Lee, and
> I have to admit, what he lacks in understanding of the various
> programming languages he talks about, he makes up for in creativity.
> So, I was wondering, how would it be to be Mr Lee. That got me
> thinking of his next post. Well, I know through my days of lurking
> around, a lot of people here love creative challenges ...so here's one
> for you. Write up the next Xah Lee post...

Unix donkey! You not elegant. You have poor design.
Sloppy Perl monkey! You be lazy! You code very very bad.

Xah know all!