>>>>> "RJ" == Ron Jarrell <jarrell@vt.edu> writes:
RJ> and be greeted by a grumpy gnome of a man named Melvin, who'll
RJ> shriek "What! What! Why do you all keep bothering me? Don't
RJ> you have enough to do without being on *another*
RJ> mailinglist??"
Check out Melvin!
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-B