HELP!! How to ask a girl out with a simple witty Python code??

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On Wednesday, March 4, 2015 at 5:34:16 PM UTC-8, Xrrific wrote:
> Guys, please Help!!!
> 
> I am trying to impress a girl who is learning python and want ask her out at the same time.
> 
> Could you please come up with something witty incorporating a simple python line like If...then... but..etc.
> 
> You will make me a very happy man!!!
> 
> Thank you very much!!!

You're asking a bunch of nerds for dating advice?