Any "consumer review generators" available?

[nullified]

On 30 Mar 2007 07:01:16 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zburnham at gmail.com> wrote:

>On Mar 30, 3:46 am, nullified <n... at null.null> wrote:
>> On 29 Mar 2007 20:34:26 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zburn... at gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, aral... at aol.com wrote:
>> >> I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan
>>
>> >I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
>> >filler text.
>>
>> >If you're not, then DIAF.
>>
>> Die In A Fire? Drop In A Fryer? Doug Is A Fucker? Drown In A Fart?
>
>Any of those would accurately describe the underlying sentiment, but I
>had "Die In A Fire" in mind specifically.

FM!, IWRFT!