Any "consumer review generators" available?

[Evil Otto]

On Mar 30, 3:46 am, nullified <n... at null.null> wrote:
> On 29 Mar 2007 20:34:26 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zburn... at gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, aral... at aol.com wrote:
> >> I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan
>
> >I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
> >filler text.
>
> >If you're not, then DIAF.
>
> Die In A Fire? Drop In A Fryer? Doug Is A Fucker? Drown In A Fart?

Any of those would accurately describe the underlying sentiment, but I
had "Die In A Fire" in mind specifically.