Are There Any *)$%)%_ Installation Instructions???

[Ben Ocean]

Hi;
I tried installing the regular distro. No luck. No response from the list 
to my plea for help. Gave up. Now, I've got this *()*(&)&*( rpm file and it 
doesn't even have any freakin' instructions!!! C'mon, I wanna get this 
*(*&T^%^ thing installed and working!!! Anybody care to show me where the 
freakin' directions are???
TIA,
BenO