[TriZPUG] best joke yet about the birth of Python?

[Tom Roche]

http://thequickword.wordpress.com/2014/02/16/james-irys-history-of-programming-languages-illustrated-with-pictures-and-large-fonts/
> 1991 - Dutch programmer Guido van Rossum travels to Argentina
> for a mysterious operation. He returns with a large cranial scar,
> invents Python, is declared Dictator for Life by legions of followers,
> and announces to the world that "There Is Only One Way to Do It."
> Poland becomes nervous.