[Spambayes] Bayesian virus detection?

[Richard Jowsey]

I've "accidently" captured a handful of VB-script-type virii 
lately, since my spam training corpus apparently (luckily!) 
contained a few of these nasties. Got me thinking... I'd like to 
try training my classifier with a corpus of viral material, plus 
add a "virus" classification category into the mix, see what 
happens. 

However, I haven't a clue as to how to go about deliberately 
collecting such crud (and apparently, neither does Google)...

Bloody weird question, but does anyone happen to have a 
collection of quarantined emails containing viral attachments, 
trojans, etc...? Which they could ZIP and send me for research 
purposes? 

Promise not to forward 'em to all my friends, ha ha...

TIA,
Richard

PS: script kiddies and assorted black-hat hackers are officially 
invited to mail their nasty little efforts to richard at jowsey.com