How do I extend a class that I never instantiate myself?

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On Saturday, October 10, 2015 at 11:32:24 PM UTC-7, Chris Angelico wrote:
> If you REALLY want to look like Ruby, <snip>

Ha! This thread has provided so many interesting monkey-patching techniques,
but this might be the most perverse. Very cute.