SMITHSONIAN DOWN AND BLEEDING -- THE THRINAXODON TIMES REPORTS

[THRINAXODON, LORD OF USER'S NETWORK]

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 >BREAKING NEWS
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SMITHSONIAN FINALLY SHUT DOWN AFTER YEARS OF CENSORSHIP, SCAMS AND CON 
ARTISTRY.
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THRINAXODON BLEW DOWN THE BUILDINGS, LIT IT ON FIRE AND HAD THE ASSHOLES 
ARRESTED.
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R. DAWKINS WAS THROWN IN THE DOGHOUSE, ONLY TO GET KILLED BY ANGRY 
FELONS WHO WANTED PAYBACK FOR FRAMING THEM.
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THRINAXODON DANCED ON DAWKINS' GRAVE, AND BURNED A FEW SMITHSONIAN 
MAGAZINES.
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EVIDENCE THAT HUMANS LIVED IN THE DEVONIAN:

https://groups.google.com/group/sci.bio.paleontology/browse_thread/thread/6f501c469c7af24f#

https://groups.google.com/group/sci.bio.paleontology/browse_thread/thread/3aad75c16afb0b82#

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http://thrinaxodon.wordpress.com/

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THRINAXODON ONLY HAD THIS TO SAY:

"I..I...I...Can't believe it. This completely disproved Darwinian
orthodoxy."

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THE BASTARDS AT THE SMITHSONIAN, AND THE LEAKEY FOUNDATION ARE ERODING
WITH FEAR.

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THESE ASSHOLES ARE GOING TO DIE:
THOMAS AQUINAS;
ALDOUS HUXLEY;
BOB CASANVOVA;
SkyEyes;
DAVID IAIN GRIEG;
MARK ISAAK;
JOHN HARSHAM;
RICHARD NORMAN;
DR. DOOLITTLE;
CHARLES DARWIN;
MARK HORTON;
ERIK SIMPSON;
HYPATIAB7;
PAUL J. GANS;
JILLERY;
WIKI TRIK;
THRINAXODON;
PETER NYIKOS;
RON OKIMOTO;
JOHN S. WILKINS
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THRINAXODON WAS SCOURING ANOTHER DEVONIAN FOSSIL BED, AND FOUND A
HUMAN SKULL, AND A HUMAN FEMUR. HE ANALYSED THE FINDS, AND SAW THAT
THEY WERE NOT NORMAL ROCKS. THESE WERE FOSSILIZED BONES. THEY EVEN HAD
TOOTH MARKS ON THEM. SO, THRINAXODON BROUGHT THEM TO THE LEAKEY
FOUNDATION, THEY UTTERLY DISMISSED IT, AND SAID, "We want to keep
people thinking that humans evolved 2 Ma." THRINAXODON BROUGHT HIS
SWORD, AND SAID, "SCIENCE CORRECTS ITSELF." RICHARD LEAKEY SAID, "That
is a myth, for people to believe in science." THRINAXODON PLANS TO
BRING DOOM TO SCIENCE, ITSELF.

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THRINAXODON IS NOW ON TWITTER.

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THRINAXODON WAS AWARDED 
US$100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 
DOLLARS FOR HIS BRAVE EFFORTS IN SHUTTING DOWN THE EVOLUTIONARY SCAMS.
-- 
Thrinaxodon, the ultimate defender of USENET.