Bad Code Snippet of the Day

[Chris Angelico]

On Wed, Feb 19, 2014 at 8:10 AM, Rick Johnson
<rantingrickjohnson at gmail.com> wrote:
> Beyond that this code (either conscientiously or unconsciously)
> exposes the onerous and obfuscation of a language design
> that coddles a global function nightmare paradigm over the
> elegance of true OOP -- talk about cutting off your nose
> just to spite your face!

Humour me, Rick. Pretend I've been awake for 22 hours straight, am
wired on sleep-deprivation and energy drinks, and have no idea what
you're talking about. How exactly does the ability to dynamically
determine which exception to catch coddle a functional paradigm, and
how is it not object oriented?

Also, my face doesn't much care for my nose. It gets in the way. If I
cut my nose off, my face would be happy with me.

ChrisA