PyMyth: Global variables are evil... WRONG!

[Rick Johnson]

And what's this?

    *picks up hat*

Where did this hat come from???

Spectator interrupts: Maybe Steven threw his hat in?

No, no. 

Can't be. 

Steven would not wear something this old. 

I mean, it looks like something a farmer would put on a
scarecrow or something???

    *scratched head*

OH MY GAWD!

    *throws hat on floor*

That hat has crow poop on it!

Could someone PLEASE get a janitor in here to clean this
mess up! 

For Christs sakes we're trying to have a technical
discussion here and some prankster goes and tosses a
straw grenade right in the middle of it!

How rude!