How can I make a function equal to 0?

[Ben Finney]

Martin Manns <mmanns at gmx.net> writes:

> I do not want the function to return 0 but to equal 0.

Then it seems you don't want a function, but something else. Functions
are functions, not integers.

What problem are you trying to solve, and why do you think this
behaviour will help?

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