If programming languages were religions...

[gene]

very interesting
http://www.aegisub.net/2008/12/if-programming-languages-were-religions.html

"Python would be Humanism: It's simple, unrestrictive, and all you
need to follow it is common sense. Many of the followers claim to feel
relieved from all the burden imposed by other languages, and that they
have rediscovered the joy of programming. There are some who say that
it is a form of pseudo-code"

compare to
"Perl would be Voodoo - An incomprehensible series of arcane
incantations that involve the blood of goats and permanently corrupt
your soul. Often used when your boss requires you to do an urgent task
at 21:00 on friday night."

and others