Any "consumer review generators" available?

[nullified]

On Fri, 30 Mar 2007 22:15:20 +0200, Schraalhans Keukenmeester
<bitbucket at invalid.spam> wrote:

>nullified wrote:
>> On 30 Mar 2007 07:01:16 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zburnham at gmail.com> wrote:
>> 
>>> On Mar 30, 3:46 am, nullified <n... at null.null> wrote:
>>>> On 29 Mar 2007 20:34:26 -0700, "Evil Otto" <zburn... at gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mar 29, 2:19 pm, aral... at aol.com wrote:
>>>>>> I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan
>>>>> I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
>>>>> filler text.
>>>>> If you're not, then DIAF.
>>>> Die In A Fire? Drop In A Fryer? Doug Is A Fucker? Drown In A Fart?
>>> Any of those would accurately describe the underlying sentiment, but I
>>> had "Die In A Fire" in mind specifically.
>> 
>> FM!, IWRFT!
>Perhaps if he finds his miracle script he can also train it to create
>and 'solve' funny acronyms?

Sorry. That was "Fuck Me! I Was Right First Time!"