Is it just me, or is Sqlite3 goofy?

[Tim Chase]

>> "But honestly, boss, I didn't write this code!  It was my
>> evil alter-ego that puts VARCHAR values containing Gilbert &
>> Sullivan lyrics into the Amount_Due CURRENCY fields!"
>> 
> Hence the phrase "Going for a song"?

I am the very model of a modern major database,
For gigabytes of information gathered out in userspace.
For banking applications to a website crackers will deface,
You access me from console or spiffy user interface.

My multi-threaded architecture offers you concurrency,
And loads of RAM for caching things reduces query latency.
The data is correctly typed, a fact that I will guarantee,
Each datum has a data type, it's specified explicitly.

is-it-friday-yet'ly yers,

-tkc