Why and how "there is only one way to do something"?

[John Hazen]

* Chris Mellon <arkanes at gmail.com> [2005-12-15 06:09]:
> (Am I dating myself? Do teenagers still put studs on their jackets?)

No.  They put studs in their lips, tongues, eyebrows, navels, and sexual
organs.

Oh, and ears.  (How quaint.)