Supercomputer and encryption and compression @ rate of 96%

[Lonnie Princehouse]

That's pretty good, but I have an algorithm that compresses data into
zero bits.

def compress(data):
  pass

To decompress, you simply generate a random string of random length
using a random number generator based on quantum states, with the
expectation that you happen to be in one of the possible universes for
which this string turns out to be the data you compressed in the first
place.

Now, according to Leibniz,  God (who alone exists by necessity)
initially conceived of all possible worlds, and He chose this world out
of all others to actualize.  Because God is benevolent, he chose the
fullest world with the least evil, meaning that we do indeed exist in
the Best of All Possible Worlds.  In the Best of All Possible worlds,
that random string you just generated would be your uncompressed data,
right?  In fact, it might even be better than the original data.  (a
"gainy" algorithm?)


[file under "Faith Algorithms"]