Does anyone else not find the fun in programming...?

[Jeff Epler]

>>> "fun" in "programming"
0  # DANGIT
>>> "programming".find("fun")
-1 # ARGARGHARGH
>>> "programming".index("fun")
ValueError: substring not found in string.index # F***!
>>> assert "programming" is "fun"
AssertionError   # I'm going home

Jeff