Newbie: finding the key/index of the min/max element

[Cliff Wells]

On Wed, 1 May 2002 17:55:07 +0000 (UTC)
Huaiyu Zhu wrote:

> Am I the only one to detect sarcasm and straight talk aimed at "sarcasm and
> straight talk" in Laura's post?  I thought it was great fun.  The only
> defect was that picking a topic in which real critisisms are valid makes the
> sarcasm too subtle.

I wouldn't take Laura's posts too seriously, although you might also be careful
if you disagree with her.  I made the mistake of engaging her in what seemed a
polite argument once and now she showers me with a barrage of insults and
ridicule, occasionally overflowing my inbox despite my profuse apologies and
pleading.  More than once she's threatened to use me as a "scratch monkey",
whatever that means.

I'm fairly certain that "Laura Creighton" is the psuedonom Lumberjack uses when
he wants to get real nasty but doesn't want to tarnish his reputation.

;)


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