Please translate this easy snip of C++ to Python

[Andrew Dalke]

Rainer Deyke:
> ComputerExplodingError is one of the "hidden" exception
> of the Underground of Pythonic Secrecy (UPS), created in
> response to the much cooler names of rival groups Secret
> Pythonic Underground (SPU) amd Pythonic Secret Underground
> (SPU).  It is raised automatically when a computer "goes
> postal".  The proper response is to panic and scream a
> lot.  This is done automatically by the interpreter when
> stack unwinding is complete.

And if you have sound support then the computer says
 "I'm sorry %{USER}s, I can't do that right now" % os.environ
if os.environ.has_key("USER"), else it plays
 "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true"

But I don't actually know this since I'm not a member of