New updates needed for an old computer language humor piece

[jorjun]

RPGIII:

CSKEY 
READE 
CUSTOMER 
		23

*IN23 
DOWEQ 
*OFF 


*IN23 
IFNE 
*IN29
	SETON 	*IN29
CSFOOT 
IFNE 
'SHOT'
	MOVEL 	'SHOT'	CSFOOT
	UPDAT	CUSTOMER
	ENDIF
	SETOF 	*IN29
	ENDIF
CSKEY 
READE 
CUSTOMER 
			23
	
	ENDDO
		
Ric Werme wrote:

> The following wandered into my mail box for the first time in a year
> or two.  Since I've been learning a bit of Python this year, it seems
> to me an update is needed.
> 
> For Logo, perhaps: Draw a foot, draw a gun, but the bullet comes out
> the handle and misses the foot altogether.
> 
> 	-Ric Werme
> 
> --------------------------------------------------
> 
> THE PROGRAMMER'S QUICK GUIDE TO THE LANGUAGES
> 
> The proliferation of modern programming languages (all of which seem to
> have stolen countless features from one another) sometimes makes it
> difficult to remember what language you're currently using. This handy
> reference is offered as a public service to help programmers who find
> themselves in such a dilemma.
> 
> 
> TASK: Shoot yourself in the foot.
> 
> C: You shoot yourself in the foot.