Red/Green Bars

[Olivier Dagenais]

> (...) You CC officers (...)

CC?  CC officer???  (I have no idea what you're talking about)

I'm canadian too, you know...and a big fan of the Red Green Show.  My
"internet", though, is the result of writing down the TCP/IP packets on a
piece of bark and running them over to the telegraph dude, who translates it
to morse code and "wires" it to a computer in the states that converts it to
a digital packet.  Receiving is pretty much the same thing, in reverse,
although it's quite the pain to input those packets in my computer.  Our
"internet" speed is measured in Seconds Per Bits (SPB)...

Denial-Of-Service-attacks-are-a-real-pain-and-sometimes-take-weeks-to-fix-ly
y'rs,

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Olivier A. Dagenais - Software Architect and Developer
"Someone called 'Type your name here' is impersonating me on the
internet and is posting exactly the same things I am posting!"


> All Canadians _are_ like that (more or less).  You CC officers are always
> trying to make it seem like we're normal, and darn it, some of us resent
> that :o) .
>
> Due South is, of course, the definition of "Canadian" with which all
> Americans should familiarise themselves if they wish to be culturally
> sensitive.  We are all mounties, we all have wolves, every one of us has
the
> ability to jump from incredible heights and land unharmed as long as we do
a
> roll afterward.  We're honest, clean, shy around the opposite sex,
obsessed
> with law and order, given to helping people with odd tasks, and wear pink
> long underwear under suspenders.
>
> We spend our childhoods camping in the wilderness around Toronto,
> snow-shoeing in during the summers to sell our furs at the trading post on
> King Street, sleighing to Montreal in the winter to worship the animate
> snowman.
>
> Yes, our igloos have cable modems, but the seals keep stealing the mice
:o)
> ,
> Mike(y)