Why use Python when we've got Perl?

[James Logajan]

Phil Hunt wrote:
> 
> In article <37c563bc.26497369 at news.hydro.co.uk>
>            gary at onegoodidea.com "Gary O'Keefe" writes:
> > Perl on the other hand is the first language anyone even vaguely
> > interested in putting together an interactive web-server hears about.
> > That means EVERY DUMBASS IN THE UNIVERSE who wants to put their cock
> > on the internet and have you virtually stroke it but, importantly,
> > can't be bothered to actually learn all this computer bullshit posts
> > to comp.lang.perl.misc.
> >
> > If your newsgroup (that you'd just paid to download) was filled with
> > posts like this:
> >
> > > Subject: [newbee] I am too damn lazy - can't you do this for me?
> > >
> > > hay gurus
> > >
> > > Im starting up an intractive cock-stroking website
> > > (http://www.cockstroke.com/). Its going 2 B KEWL!!!
> > >
> > > But I NEED A CGI TO MAKE IT WORK!!!
> > >
> > > Can you supr-clever gurus write me something??!! It woudnt take
> > > you any time and ITD B GRATE!!!
> > >
> > > THX
> > >
> > > Newbee
> >
> > then your patience would vapourise, just like ours.
> I can see it now: Python, the language for a firmer, harder, hotter,
> cock-stroking experience!!!
> 

Please Gentlemen. These comments should be directed to the comp.lang.viagra
newsgroup. Only the Viagra language is capable of providing macho
programmers with the stamina to satisfy their computer's lust for more
things to compute. Or perhaps it is best that we not pursue this line of
inquiry....